Jennifer Jackson (arcaedia) wrote,
Jennifer Jackson
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letterz from teh query warz - lolcat version

# ov queriez read dis week: 130
# ov partials requestd: 2
genrez ov partials requestd: mystery (1), YA (1)

A new ting dat IM seeing moar ov: embeddd linkz wif an invitashun 2 click thru online 2 sum unknown siet an read teh query - DO NOT WANT. (IM gonna not click on embeddd linkz. IM gonna not open unsolicitd attachments.)

I wuz goin 2 read ur 395K romance manuscript, but I ated it. Luckily, I also has choice of 315K womens ficshun manuscript. Wut iz going on wif thees lengths lately?

I can has "fictional novel" nao? Oh, sigh. It doez not exist. (Akshully, IM wonderin wer dis frase came frum cus it didn't seem 2 pop up until jus a few months ago.)

Mah Favorite: Teh Query in 20 point font - pink - wif cartoon kats.

Oh hai.... wut he sed.

i can has comicon nao?

kthxbai
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